Archive for November, 2005

My thanks giving

I am thankful that my mom and grandmother came over and enjoyed themselves so much, not to mention helping with the little details and bringing some traditional family favorites.

I am thankful that Frank came over and helped make mashed potatoes and kept my ass calm while the internal temperature of my prime rib rose way too rapidly.

I am thankful that the prime rib did not get destroyed.

I am thankful that my dad and stepmother came. Even still.

I am thankful that Muffy and Adam let me use their dining room upstairs to entertain a bunch of people.

I am thankful that Erik and Sean will be coming back from the UK soon for a visit because I miss them.

I am thankful that Stacia is as excited to do music together.

I am thankful for my nifty new job.

I am thankful for all the wonderful new and old people in my life.

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Individual gays good. Gays as a group bad.

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I gained deep insight into the minds of Texans last night. Not just Great Americans, every single one, but the nicest people you will ever meet.

They are nice because 99.9% of them would like me once they met me. Yes, it’s true that they voted to make gay marriage extra kung fu grip illegal, but that’s really a vote against gays as a group… a faggle of gays, if you will.

So you see, there is no reason to stay out of Texas. As a deviant, you merely need to introduce yourself to them all, and they will accept you, because they are just that nice, QED.

I extrapolate that the same brand of nice goes for all the problematic minorities as well. Mexicans bad. Blacks bad. “Orientals” bad. But individually they are sweet as pralines and can clean your restaurant table, house, rain gutters, or office after 6pm with only the usual supervision.

Oh… and its a universal truth that all “Ay-rabs” are terrorists.

I feel so enlightened now. Texas Justice and Texas Logic.

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(Today’s new tag: “anti-logic”)

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Senators wants more family fare on cable, satellite TV

This is the very first thing that came up in NetNewsWire this morning. How interesting that it involves the evertard Kay Bailey Hutchinson, and a topic I have argued with my stepmother about on previous occasions.

“Washington — Fed up with raunchy, profane and obscene programs, some members of Congress are pressuring cable and satellite television operators to offer more family-friendly shows.

Because any government attempt to regulate the content of cable and satellite television would raise First Amendment issues, Sen. Ted Stevens, R-Alaska, chairman of the Senate Commerce, Science and Transportation Committee, wants cable and satellite companies to clean up their programs voluntarily.

“I am hoping for a voluntary solution,” Stevens said in an interview, adding that it would be “very difficult” to pass legislation governing the content of cable and satellite television because of constitutional considerations.”

Correct, Senator Stevens. So stop acting like a thug.

“Stevens is convening a forum in Washington on Tuesday to bring together family groups that are demanding the right to buy family-friendly packages of channels suitable for children.

His goal, Stevens said, is to copy the success of Jack Valenti, former president of the Motion Picture Association of America, who held more than 100 hours of meetings with community leaders, religious groups and government officials that led to the voluntary movie rating system adopted in 1968.

Cable TV operators have another idea.

Brian Dietz, vice president of the National Cable and Telecommunications Association, said the industry already is running a $250 million public service ad campaign to educate Americans about parental control tools, such as the V-Chip, a technology built into television sets sold after 2000, which allows viewers to block out certain channels with a remote control or menu keys on television.

“It’s easy to use,” Dietz said. “Television and satellite offers the means to block unwanted channels.”"

Exactly. If you, as a consenting adult, want to have channels that show adult content, and you have children in your house, then you can VERY EASILY turn off access to those channels, though this is no substitute for taking responsibility for the upbringing of your brood.

“The government has no constitutional right to regulate cable, Dietz said, because it is invited into the home by the consumer, not sent over the public airwaves.

“It’s a private service not subject to federal regulation,” he said.

Dan Isett, director of corporate and government affairs for the Parents Television Council, which seeks to shield children from indecency on television, said the solution is for cable operators to sell individual channels rather than bundling packages of channels that mix children’s entertainment with adult programs.

Isett’s group insisted that cable subscribers should be able to buy programs a la carte, rather than being forced to buy a package of channels that includes programs they find offensive.”

The Parents TV Council is generally annoying and thuggish. They spend too much time telling people what to do. I do, however, agree wholeheartedly that everyone should be able to purchase individual channels. I have no interest in sports. None, whatsoever. I do however watch a lot of shows on premium channels, and the channel bundling always means I end up with a lineup of sports channels that a football loving fratboy would sell his soul for.

“Some senators who are parents said they are concerned about the problem but indicated that solutions are elusive.”

No. It’s not elusive. Any monkey can use the parental controls on a television. And any responsible parent should be closely monitoring the media their child consumes.

“Sen. Barack Obama, D-Ill., the father of two young daughters, said he is worried about research by the Kaiser Family Foundation showing that the number of sexual scenes on television — cable, broadcast and satellite — has doubled in the last seven years.

“I’m not a Puritan,” Obama said. “My concern is not the volume, but the context. There seems to be no sense of meaning or importance to casual intimacy.”

Obama said he thinks the best solution “is to turn off the TV set and make sure you are with your children when they watch TV. The more we can empower parents, the better off we are.”"

I look forward to this man running for president. He is concerned about his family. Instead of asking the government to be responsible for the children he chose to bring into the world, he is happy to take responsibility for their upbringing.

“Sen. Kay Bailey Hutchison, R-Texas, said that she pays more than $100 a month for an expanded cable package and still can’t find “any set of programs available that my children can watch.”

She said she would like to see a children’s network or see cable offer “a basket of options so there is appropriate programming.”"

Gibbering, drooling, nonsense again from this woman. I don’t understand why these viciously pious and nosy people choose a career in legislation instead of health care, child care, or even a church. These positions require that you have opinions about people who are incapable of protecting themselves - namely children, or the infirm. When you meeting the expectations of your job, suddenly you aren’t working against the stream. People are grateful that you are doing your job, rather than deriding you for trying to deal with things that are simply none of your concern.

“Rep. Fred Upton, R-Mich., sponsor of a House measure to stiffen penalties on traditional broadcasters, said he fears any attempt to regulate cable and satellite television might derail his drive to stop smut on the public airwaves. That could happen, he said, if Congress moves legislation that would treat cable and satellite services the same way over-the-air broadcasters are treated.”

ok bored with this topic.

So, the shitlist for today:

  • Sen. Ted Stevens, R-Alaska
  • Sen. Kay Bailey Hutchison, R-Texas (**)
  • Rep. Fred Upton, R-Mich.

** = second shitlisting

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Freshman Republican Jean Schmidt weathers backlash over Murtha Insults

Schmidt says she meant no insult to Murtha

Rep. Jean Schmidt flung the word “coward” at a decorated war veteran from Pennsylvania last week, but the Ohio Republican’s comments landed with a splat in her own Cincinnati district, where some supporters are backing away as she scrambles to explain what she meant.

Republican Jean Schmidt is pictured in Cincinnati, Ohio, on Aug. 2, 2002.

Guess what, n00b? You’re playing the game with rules set by your masters, and THERE’S NO CRYING IN BASEBALL! If gotta take as good as you get. Not something the Retardpublicans are very good at these days. Are you hoping that all your shrieking and breastbeating will convince your masters to up the terror alert system to deflect attention, know that we are watching this time.

Next time, try to remember, that an open discussion and rational discourse is encouraged in a democracy (You should bone up on that one - its your master’s current raison d’etre for the war on terror!). Someone who disagrees with you isn’t automatically a coward.

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Thanksgiving jitters

I am wasting time taking pictures of my new music rig, because I am avoiding cleaning up the mess left in the rest of the house by moving and consolidating the equipment from elsewhere in the house.

My father and stepmother arrive tomorrow morning (from TX), the housekeeper arrive tomorrow afternoon, and I am “standing around with my dick in my hand” avoiding hard work.

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New music workstation

I spent some time this week setting up a music workstation in my kitchen. Woohoo!

Why my kitchen? Well… I don’t eat in my kitchen. I cook in it occasionally, but never eat in it. That’s almost always in the living room, or for dinner parties I’ll annex the dining room upstairs.
I have a very small apartment, and the kitchen is fully 1/3rd of the space. So… why not?
The rig used to be a large computer hutch facing a wall, and my piano keyboard on a left-hand right angle. I ditched the hutch altogether and put all the computer bits on the mini Metro shelf. My mouse works in the upper right space of the music keyboard, and my computer keyboard… is still an issue. But not a major one. It’s bluetooth so it can more or less go anywhere. It’s light enough to sit on top of the dials on the piano keyboard.
So.. for sheer geek-penis-sizery, my music workstation consists of:

  • Dual 1.8mhz G5 w/1.5GB of RAM
  • 23″ CInema Display
  • 17″ LG Flatron Display
  • M-Audio MobilePre USB Audio Interface
  • M-Audio Keystation Pro 88 Weighted keyboard

Go me!
Now I just need to find some music inside. Stacia comforts me with the wisdom that this is what partnerships are about. When one person is feeling a bit of the blank-canvas fear, the other one can lead for awhile. :)

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How to become a republican

A hilarious, step-by-step guide to becoming a Republican.

Some excerpts:

The only three things you need to know from the bible:

  1. Sex is bad
  2. Gays and abortions are very bad
  3. Jesus is good

The optional parts:
Always take the bible literally. Except for any parts about charity, kindness, humility, honesty, staying kosher, greed, gluttony, anger, etc.

Check it out folks. You don’t need to be a depressed (and hellbound) Demoncrat any more!

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Reevu MSX1 motorcycle helmet with rear-view mirror - Engadget

ENGADGET - Putting a clear pane in the back of a motorcycle helmet, viewable via a front-mounted mirror, might seem like an obvious idea in, er, hindsight, but it took helmet manufacturer Reevu to make it a reality. The company’s MSX1, which has been the worst-kept secret in biker circles for several years, has finally made its official debut, at the EICMA show in Milan. The helmet relies on a distinctive raised crown, which provides a clear line of sight from front to back, enabling the mirror — made of unbreakable reflective polycarbonate — to capture the view from the rear. The helmet is expetcted to be available worldwide at about $399 early next year.

Hot. Not as hot as a heads up display on the visor with current time, map, nearest gas stations marked where I will need them based on my current MPG, a bluetooth headset for my cell phone, and a display of everything behind me, but still hot.

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ATT is cute and fuzzy!

AT&T unveiled a precious new logo. Its so yummy I want to eat it up. Even better I want to suck it through a straw like one of those weird but delicious pearl tea drinks.

I bring you: The Death Star v2.0: The Cutening

The Deathstar mark itself has gone sort of swirly light and happy, like a kid’s bouncy ball. The font says I AM WARM AND APPROACHABLE AND NOTHING LIKE MOUNTAIN BELL AT ALL JOIN US! Branding weirdness.

For your reference: Deathstar v1.0: Revenge of the regulated monopoly

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Yoko Ono Furious At “Dateline NBC” For Interviewing John Lennon’s Murderer On 25th Anniversary Of His Death

Yoko Ono is furious at “Dateline NBC” for marking the 25th anniversary of husband John Lennon’s murder by giving airtime to his killer.

“The timing of this is macabre,” Ono’s spokesman, Elliot Mintz, tells us. “She thinks it’s outrageous.”

Perhaps I’m in a pissy mood (ok, duh), but aren’t there other things to be furious about (Torture, anyone?)? Professional Widow isn’t really a distinguishing entry on one’s resume.

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