Subscribe to chromatic.netA hilarious, step-by-step guide to becoming a Republican.
Some excerpts:
The only three things you need to know from the bible:
- Sex is bad
- Gays and abortions are very bad
- Jesus is good
The optional parts:
Always take the bible literally. Except for any parts about charity, kindness, humility, honesty, staying kosher, greed, gluttony, anger, etc.
Check it out folks. You don’t need to be a depressed (and hellbound) Demoncrat any more!
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