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I gained deep insight into the minds of Texans last night. Not just Great Americans, every single one, but the nicest people you will ever meet.

They are nice because 99.9% of them would like me once they met me. Yes, it’s true that they voted to make gay marriage extra kung fu grip illegal, but that’s really a vote against gays as a group… a faggle of gays, if you will.

So you see, there is no reason to stay out of Texas. As a deviant, you merely need to introduce yourself to them all, and they will accept you, because they are just that nice, QED.

I extrapolate that the same brand of nice goes for all the problematic minorities as well. Mexicans bad. Blacks bad. “Orientals” bad. But individually they are sweet as pralines and can clean your restaurant table, house, rain gutters, or office after 6pm with only the usual supervision.

Oh… and its a universal truth that all “Ay-rabs” are terrorists.

I feel so enlightened now. Texas Justice and Texas Logic.

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(Today’s new tag: “anti-logic”)