“Once again, the media elites are proving that their pet projects are more important than profit,” Janice Crouse, of Concerned Women for America, said. “None of the three movies — Capote, Transamerica or Brokeback Mountain — is a box office hit. Brokeback Mountain has barely topped $25 million (£14.2 million) in ticket sales. If America isn’t watching these films, why are they winning the awards?” (Read more blathering from stupid people)

Two bonus points for an actual *woman* speaking on behalf of the Concerned Women For America, which is usually fronted by some self hating closeted homo android calling itself “Bob Knight”. But minus 8 kajillion for sticking your fucking nose where no one (but your 8 zombie Texan followers) wants it. Again.

I’m thinking that some HUGE percentage of Merkins eat at Mickey D’s annually, but it still sucks and rots your brain *coughNARNIAcough*. I’m lazy, so I didn’t look really hard for information about Merkins McDonald’s habits, but I did find this:

In fairness to fast-food, however, one must note that 7% of all Americans eat at McDonald’s every day; that more than 96% of all American consumers have eaten at McDonald’s at least once and that 90% of those people have eaten there four or more times. (Read more totally made up shit about McDonalds)