From the Houston Chronicle…

Allow me to share with you an epiphany. I think Fred Phelps is gay.
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Consider all that, and then consider the sick ferocity of Phelps’ attack:
God hates “fags.”

Gays are vomit-eating dogs.

Gays are “worthy of death.”

Can you say “self-hatred,” boys and girls? Come on, isn’t it obvious? The poor fellow is gayer than a Bette Midler AIDS benefit. In San Francisco.

Duh. But a decent one liner. Also interesting/amusing is the fact that the epiphany is coming from the Houston Chronicle.