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Tom and Katie visited Yahoo! today and I ran into them as I was leaving the cafeteria. While the actual text of our conversation was something like:
Tomcruise: Hey there how are you? Seems to be clearing up!
Erikgibb: Yes it is! We’ve had a miserable couple of days!
… the subtext was quite clear:
Tomcruise: Erik - After the heir is begotten, will you get freak nasty with me?
Erikgibb: Sorry Tom. I fell asleep during MI:2 and I have no doubt “freak nasty” will result in similar side effects. By the way, your best work was in your underwear in Risky Business. XOXO!
He wanted you to pick him up… just to say hello…
They got grubby little fingers
And dirty little minds
They’re gonna get you every time
Well, I don’t want no Short People
Don’t want no Short People
Don’t want no Short People
‘Round here
Jeez Erik– why you gotta start this bidness???
Now Katie is calling me all the time saying “you better tell that beeotch Erik to STEP OFF! Tom my man!”…