irc today:

<someone else> blah blah blah danish modern rules blah blah yadda hooha
<me> no one in the entire world wants danish modern furniture. modern danes don’t want it.
<me> its ugly and fucking boring. my idea of hell is having to browse copenhagen for eternity.
<me> i’d sooner crack my skull on the ugly brutish corner of a danish modern coffee tabl than look at it
<me> ikea is not danish modern
<me> Ikea is to Danish Modern as McDonalds is to Hamburgers.