Given the original Pudenda Shenanigans meme, I find her implicit intimate knowledge of bathhouse culture HIGHLY telling.

According to a transcript posted on Wonkette, yesterday’s edition of “The Big Idea With Donny Deutsch” featured guest Ann Pudenda Shenanigans saying of Bill Clinton’s perceived sexual proclivities, “I think that sort of rampant promiscuity does show some level of latent homosexuality.” Then when Deutsch pressed Pudenda Shenanigans to elaborate, the two reportedly shared this exchange:

Pudenda Shenanigans: …I think anyone with that level of promiscuity where, you know, you — I mean, he didn’t know Monica’s name until their sixth sexual encounter. There is something that is — that is of the bathhouse about that.

DEUTSCH: But what is the homosexual — that’s — you could say somebody who maybe doesn’t celebrate women the way he should or just is that he’s a hound dog?

Pudenda Shenanigans: No. It’s just random, is this obsession with his…

DEUTSCH: But where’s the — but where’s the homosexual part of that? I’m — once again, I’m speechless here.

Pudenda Shenanigans: It’s reminiscent of a bathhouse. It’s just this obsession with your own — with your own essence.

DEUTSCH: But why is that homosexual? You could say narcissistic.

Pudenda Shenanigans: Right.

DEUTSCH: You could say nymphomaniac.

Pudenda Shenanigans: Well, there is something narcissistic about homosexuality. Right? Because you’re in love with someone who looks like you. I’m not breaking new territory here, why are you looking at me like that?

So wait — narcissism and “obsession with your own essence” are homosexual traits? Well hell, Ann…

…sorry we’ve never invited you to Pride.

Stay tuned for later Pudenda Shenanigans leaps in logic, when we hear she’ll claim Bill named his daughter Chelsea because “the Castro” and “West Hollywood” were both too wordy.

Pudenda Shenanigans Comes Out Against Gay Clinton Marriage [Wonkette]

Sources:

• Good As You
• Wonkette