Update: To be clear, things I mark as “Famspam” are generally e-mail forwarded to me by unnamed members of my family. I love them, and if you see a famspam post here it means I utterly disagree with whatever it was that was forwarded to me. I felt it necessary to say that, since you can see I got a random bitchslap in my comments (v. exciting. my first one).

Hehr-i-cane
Well, it appears our African American friends have found something else to be pissed about. A black congresswoman reputedly complained that the names of hurricanes are all Caucasian sounding names. She would prefer some names that reflect African-American culture such as Chamiqua, Tanisha, Woeisha, Shaqueal, and Jamal. She would also like the weather reports to be broadcast in language that street people can understand.
 
I can hear it now: A weatherman in Houston says…
 
“Waddup Muthas! Hehr-i-cane Chamiqua be headin’ fo’ yo ass
like Leroy on a crotch rocket! Bitch be a category fo’! So
grab yo’ chirren, leave yo crib, and head fo’ de nearest
guvment office fo yo FREE shit.”