About 10,000 Juneau residents briefly lost power after a bald eagle lugging a deer head crashed into transmission lines. “You have to live in Alaska to have this kind of outage scenario,” said Gayle Wood, an Alaska Electric Light & Power spokeswoman. “… (Read more…)

I read this as “… causes outrage” and I immediately got pissed off and thought “oh you damn duck squeezers.” A side effect of teetering between wanting to squeeze a duck myself, and the backlash of wanting to squeeze a duck squeezer’s neck.