Now its Maury Freaking Povich, who is doing a show about cheaters. Of course. The current schmuck is a woman who’s fiance has plugged her aunt and her mother. The aunt is shown in a PIP inset, tears streaming down her face.

The woman watching this is about 75yo. I’m sure someone must love her, but I want to slug her. After I had been sitting here for an hour she looked over and said “I just don’t understand why SOMEONE won’t let me get out of this bed!” I smiled at her and said “You should ask your nurse for help, Use the call button.” I showed her how to use it. The nurse came in and she said “I just don’t understand why someone won’t let me get out of this bed.” While the nurse was moving a chair around to get her set up, a minister came in to chat with her. She said “I just don’t understand why someone won’t let me get out of this bed.” The nurse got her in to a chair.

It would be pointless to ask her to turn Maury off. She’ll only tell me that she doesn’t understand why someone won’t let her get out of this chair.