wow. this is so meta and stupid.

[Update 1: Hmm. I forgot to put in the link, and I can’t find the original article so I’ll quote the phelpstard. If you really want to check it out go to www dot godhatesamerica dot com. I’m not driving traffic directly.]

[Update 2: Duh. I found it on Towelroad.]

WBC will Preach at Jerry Falwell’s Funeral!! WBC will preach at the memorial service of the corpulent false prophet Jerry Falwell, who spent his entire life prophesying lies and false doctrines like “God loves everyone”.

There is little doubt that Falwell split Hell wide open the instant he died. The evidence is compelling, overwhelming, and irrefragable. To wit:

1. Falwell was a true Calvinistic Baptist when he was a young preacher in Springfield, Missouri, and sold his soul to Free-Willism (Arminianism) for lucre.

2. Falwell bitterly and viciously attacked WBC because of WBC’s faithful Bible preaching — thereby committing the unpardonable sin — otherwise known as the sin against the Holy Ghost.

3. Falwell warmly praised Christ-rejecting Jews, pedophile-condoning Catholics, money-grubbing compromisers, practicing fags like Mel White, and backsliders like Billy Graham and Robert Schuler, etc. All for lucre — making him guilty of their sins.

Falwell is in Hell, Praise God!!