In response to the Vatican’s press event, I mean release of Ten Commandments for moral driving today’s chronicle asks “What would your Commandment say?

How about
“Thou shalt not issue commandments about silly shit when:

• The entire continent of Africa is infecting itself with AIDS… and your cult outlaws condoms
• The world is grossly overpopulated… and your cult outlaws condoms
• The world is grossly populated and while there are loving and stable gay couples begging to adopt… your cult outlaws that too, since it’s that doesn’t count as a family
• The world is filled with stable gay couples who want to be recognized as a family… but your cult outlaws that too”