For the record, I don’t ever bathe my cats. I might swat a baby wipe in the general direction of their unmentionables when they become particularly unspeakable to remind them it’s time to take care of business, and I might remove the occasional bit of sap or honey or whatever they manage to somehow find indoors, but no baths ever.

The bathroom is Cody’s favorite place. He pushes open the door whenever I or a guest is in there. Lots of fun. He also *prrps* and prances around the tub ledge whenever I am taking a shower, and just to make sure I feel great about myself he hops in and licks the tub dry every morning.

Today we got a little excited hopping up on the tub ledge an went right in. He sat at my feet for about 5 seconds WTFing then scrambled to get out. To his credit he did not use his claws on my feet, and he easily could have.
We did not enjoy our first shower.

p.s.: My floor is not as filthy as it looks. That tile is about 50 years old and the enamel is worn off.