I got up at the crack of whenever my busted ass cat started hopping on my face to remind me that his food bowl was only 3/4 full and “Hey isn’t it time you were up paying attention to me.” Purpose: Move clothes from washer to dryer. ETA: 60 minutes. Ready to go to work now, went to dryer to discover it shut itself down about 3 minutes into cycle. Cancel/Abort/Retry/Cut a bitch?

Perfect way to start the day