Boehner has undertaken a study, consulting corporate image experts, to “re-brand” the party. But so far, no big ideas have emerged.
New brand? What’s wrong with the one Republicans running for president are wielding?
“We hate scary brown people because apparently hating on gays, blacks, Arabs, San Francisco, Massachusetts, and Hollywood is apparently no longer good enough.”
That one seems to fit them just fine, and it’s clearly the only “big idea” in their current arsenal. But I suspect you guys may have your own helpful suggestions.
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“I don’t accept the fundamental tenets of science” AND I VOTE.
I’m not certain which of the two phrases is scarier.