Archive for July, 2008

Babies R Us can suck it for high gift card shipping prices

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Fuck you in your greedy heart, Babies R Us.

I am not spending an additional $1.95 to send a $250 gift certificate. You want my rather large amount of money, and you want egregiously high shipping and handling fees on top of it? I hope that’s working out well with the rest of your zombie customers, because you can eat me. Hard.

I’m taking my $ to amazon.

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Spacius, by Matt Hackett - Fun game, retro styling, + sweet cutting edge javascript

Matt Hackett's Spacius!One of the reasons I love what I am working on right now is due to the fact that the people I am doing it with are smart and fun. Matt Hackett is one of the talented front end developers in our group, and he’s just released a fun game called “Spacius!”
The retrostyling grabs a bit from Galaga and Defender, but the code behind it is pure 2008: He’s built the entire thing using javascript (with the exception of sound syncing) and its delightfully cross-browser compatible. It’s a fun space shooter/adventure with simple controls (read: arrow keys, not HUAGLUGHUAHGU).

Check out his article about the game, and links to play.

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Why I’m Voting Republican

Sick == buying toys == new BT headset on its way!

Amazon.Com  Etymotic Research Etyblu Dual-Mode Noise-Isolating Headset  Electronics-1I’m *really* excited to get my new purchase. The Etymotic Research etyBLU Dual-Mode Noise-Isolating Headset.

I love etymotics - the ER6is have served me really well over the past few years, and my latest was a pair hacked with the iPhone cord to include the mic. Unfortunately, I dropped those headphones at a grocery store a few days ago, and they were instantly disappeared: Sadzies, and now dangerous/ticket-worthy since CA went mandatory hands-free July 1.

Anyway, why do I love the etymotics? The deep ear flange buds, which provide outstanding poor-man’s noise cancellation, and they stay put. And I sort of loved my iPhone mic hacked version as well, though hands-free is relative since I had to hold the iPhone cord close to my mouth for clear(er) output - particularly while driving.

I’ve tried several other BT headsets with zero satisfaction. All were terrible at either canceling ambient sound from the mic, or placing the speaker too far away, requiring me to crank the volume (which only made it loud *and* noisy).

My fantasy earpiece appears to be exactly what the etyBLU promises: bluetooth + deep ear bud + boom mic. A bit call-center looking, but given the quality of the ER6is, I’m reasonably confident this headset will be l33t. And of course if it’s not, I’ll snark about it.

Fair warning: A lot of folks, including one dork who gave a semi-negative review on amazon, don’t like the deep-ear fit. Fair enough. Don’t like, don’t buy. That’s pretty much etymotic’s one (awesome) trick pony. I’m personally in the “Apple’s on-or-around your approximate ear area buds suck” camp, so do your research and step off.

I’ll post my review in a few days after unboxing.

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“What to wear with crocs”… I HAVE A SUGGESTION

google referral for crocs

Someone found my most excellent blog post about crocs via google, apparently. In case you come back, whoever you are, I have a suggestion: Casts. For your crocs-wearing feet. Because if you’re not 4 year old twin girls wearing matching pink crocs and tiaras, or an adult wearing them only inside your garden (for gardening purposes) I will drive over your feet. And trust me when I say that some billybob teeth and a clown nose can only improve your sex appeal.

BTW, I still rule: #1 & #2 google results for “crocs are retarded.”

Update: @isaacschlueter brought an awesome maddox post to the cesspool. Thanks! :)

p.s.: I wish maddox would come out of the closet. We’d make a wonderful couple.

Update #2: @davidrdesign also croc-snarked.

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God Smites Down Jesse Helms (Happy Independence Day!!)

Snippets from the Boston Globe:

Jesse - not a patriot“America lost a great public servant and true patriot today,” White House spokesman Scott Stanzel said.

The Wall Street Journal reported that he referred to African-Americans by the catch-all term “Fred” (e.g., “What does that Fred want?” “What did this Fred say?”). Filibustering against making Martin Luther King Jr.’s birthday a national holiday, Mr. Helms called him a practitioner of “action-oriented Marxism” whose principles were “not compatible with the concepts of this country.”

The senator’s divisiveness was not restricted to race. According to Mr. Helms, gays who suffered from AIDS did so as the result of “deliberate, disgusting, revolting conduct.” In 1994, he declared that Bill Clinton ‘‘better watch out if he comes down here [to North Carolina]. He’d better have a bodyguard.” The year before he’d explained his opposition to a Clinton nominee was based on politics as well as sexual orientation. “She’s not your garden-variety lesbian,” he said. “She’s a militant-activist-mean lesbian.”

Mr. Helms’ polarizing tendencies were much apparent in his broadcasts (he liked to refer to the civil rights movement as “the civil rights uproar”). In elective office, those tendencies inspired criticism from both sides of the political sprectrum.
(Read More @ The Boston Globe)

Snippets from the SF Chronicle:

“Jesse Helms was a kind, decent, and humble man and a passionate defender of what he called “the Miracle of America.” So it is fitting that this great patriot left us on the Fourth of July. He was once asked if he had any ambitions beyond the United States Senate. He replied: ‘The only thing I am running for is the Kingdom of Heaven.’ Today, Jesse Helms has finished the race, and we pray he finds comfort in the arms of the loving God he strove to serve throughout his life.”
_ President Bush.

“Jesse Helms, my friend and long-time senator from my home state of North Carolina, was a man of consistent conviction to conservative ideals and courage to faithfully serve God and country based on principle, not popularity or politics. In the tradition of Presidents Jefferson, Adams and Monroe — who also passed on July 4th — it is fitting that such a patriot who fought for free markets and free people would die on Independence Day. As we celebrate the birth of our nation, I thank God for the blessings we enjoy, which Senator Helms worked so hard to preserve.”
_ The Rev. Billy Graham.

“At the height of his power, he fought for the values of the old confederacy. He resisted the new South. He resisted the opportunity to fight for a more perfect union.”
_ The Rev. Jesse Jackson.

“Bob and I are deeply saddened to learn of the passing of our longtime friend Senator Jesse Helms. We extend our heartfelt sympathies to his precious wife Dot and their family. In succeeding Jesse to represent North Carolina in the United States Senate, I knew I could never replace him, but I continue to strive each day to provide the dedicated constituent service he provided the people of our state for 30 years. As my father would say, Jesse was indeed a watchdog — for North Carolina and for the nation.”
_ North Carolina GOP Sen. Elizabeth Dole.

“Jesse Helms’ legacy is one of hatred, homophobia and racism. Although not its intent, that legacy has made our community stronger and more able to forcefully respond to bigotry and prejudice. As a community, we are more committed than ever to securing full equality for all GLBT people.”
_ Joe Solmonese, president of the Washington-based Human Rights Campaign.

“Today we lost a Senator whose stature in Congress had few equals. Senator Jesse Helms was a leading voice and courageous champion for the many causes he believed in.
_ Senate Republican Leader Mitch McConnell, of Kentucky.

“As a friend, I will miss Jesse’s warm smile and genuine hugs and friendly demeanor. It is an ending tribute that Senator Helms passed on Independence Day, as he was a strong defender of our country’s security and family values. His passing is a great loss for our state and country.”
_ Charlotte Mayor and GOP governors’ nominee Pat McCrory.

“Senator Helms was the truest of patriots. His passion for conservative principles and the vigor with which he pursued them was second to none. I consider Senator Helms to be a mentor and dear friend. He dedicated his life to ensuring that the America he knew and loved would remain a strong beacon of freedom in a tumultuous world. Senator Helms leaves behind a strong legacy of fighting for the freedoms that make America great, even in the face of the strongest of foes.”
_ North Carolina GOP Rep. Virginia Foxx.

“I am deeply saddened by the passing of Senator Helms. He loved his country and he loved his home state of North Carolina. He set the standard for constituent service — with no problem being too small or too big for him to tackle. Senator Helms will be remembered for his work to spread freedom around the world and his unmovable core convictions that guided him through his career. I am proud to have called Jesse Helms a friend and a mentor.”
_ North Carolina Rep. Robin Hayes.
(Read More @ SFGate)

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Its our ranch and its our home

Totally old news, but this creepy awesome crap randomly earwyrmed me today, so I thought I would spread the infection.

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