What will Katherine Harris wear for the talent portion at tonight’s debate? Is that the only important question?

Does a shocking new poll reveal whether Katherine Harris will triumph at an election with her childhood tea-party pals Mumbles, Mister Pants, and Polly Peesalot?

Did Kimmyjong tell Condi “If you don’t let me come to your birthday party I’ll snatch you bald headed!!1!”?

Will George Michael get to the Wham Reunion Concert without falling asleep in his car with a spliff in his hand and something else in the other?

Does Bill O’Reilly wear the same size tinfoil hat as me?