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Designers: FPO PLZKTHX

There has been a design related tempest in a pisspot on gaming websites recently, making fun of (and in some idiotic cases being outraged by) Capcom’s Okami Wii Cover artwork oopsie. This post by GayGamer sums it up:

Wow, I can’t believe I didn’t notice this when it happened. Recently, it was “discovered” that the Okami Wii cover art contains an… abnormality. Amaterasu is barking a translucent IGN watermark. Yep, that’s right, they stole their own artwork off IGN’s web page. I guess the cover art staff could not be bothered to actually use press packs from the original release of the game. (Read More)

As a designer, I am vicariously amused and mortified for Capcom’s agency or design staff. I can’t count the number of times I’ve been rushed to deadline and just grabbed a photo off the web as a placeholder– always with the intention of replacing it with licensed, royalty free, or otherwise appropriate and usable images in before the thing goes out the door to a client. In my case, it usually doesn’t matter much since the contexts are design specs, and either not a final product, or final but web-ui based so any photographic stuff or text will almost always be populated on the fly.

But, you never know what will happen to a document once it’s electronic and not solely in your control. Our team recently put together a tasty little deck that was only intended to help communicate what we were working on one-on-one, with other folks internally. So tasty, in fact, that it was passed up the chain until it became The Presentation used at a Very Public Event. There was a fun, last minute scramble to scrub our once-internal deck of unlicensed art and inside jokes.

In conclusion: Always throw FPO on everything, as a not so subtle reminder to yourself that your work isn’t finished. Make sure you have an alert editor on hand to double check everything before you ship it out the door. And finally, to everyone else: Lighten the hell up.

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(m)All or nothing.

People who wear sweatpants in public don’t love themselves. Beverly Center skanks who wear a JLo tracksuits and Uggs think their Vuitton purse cancels out their bad attire choices. IT DOESN’T. · (Read More)

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More facebook+yahoo social ads

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I’m not nice, and engineers still can’t dress

So I’m at lunch with some friend’s, and our cafeteria is pretty packed. We end up sharing a long table with some folks who I’M SURE ARE VERY NICE AND SMARTER THAN ME, but who don’t have awesome fashion sense. Like a 10 year old, I start passing notes in class (via SMS) to a friend sitting across the table from me…

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Then I get an e-mail with a picture attached to it. She wasn’t kidding:
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No I’m not very nice. But that shit was wrong and funny.

Keywords: Tevas, Uggs, fugly, “comfortable” (as a four letter word), feet

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Spam of the day: Enormous device is your main luck

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What is a male aggregate? Also, I love me an Ursula.

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Number one google result for these queries

  1. Crocs are retarded
  2. Dumbledore’s magic wand

Ha.

What American Accent Do You Have?

What American accent do you have?
Your Result: The Midland
 

“You have a Midland accent” is just another way of saying “you don’t have an accent.” You probably are from the Midland (Pennsylvania, southern Ohio, southern Indiana, southern Illinois, and Missouri) but then for all we know you could be from Florida or Charleston or one of those big southern cities like Atlanta or Dallas. You have a good voice for TV and radio.

The West
 
Boston
 
North Central
 
Philadelphia
 
The Northeast
 
The South
 
The Inland North
 
What American accent do you have?
Quiz Created on GoToQuiz
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Crocs suck. I rule.

I rock out with my socks out, because if you google “Crocs are retarded” I am the #1 result. That is all.

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(picture stolen from igobychad)

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