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An early christmas present from kringlebush: EPA Denies Calif. Greenhouse Gas Waiver

The Environmental Protection Agency on Wednesday slapped down California’s bid for first-in-the-nation greenhouse gas limits on cars, trucks and SUVs, refusing the state a waiver that would have allowed those restrictions to take effect.

“The Bush administration is moving forward with a clear national solution — not a confusing patchwork of state rules,” EPA Administrator Stephen L. Johnson told reporters on a conference call. “I believe this is a better approach than if individual states were to act alone.” (Read More)

There you have it: delicious greasy lumps of war-coal for everyone.

That EPA admin’s comments stink of a Karen Hughes’ condescending 3-word bumpersticker bullshit campaign. I’m reminded of commercials for as-seen-on-tv products, trying to sell me a solution for a problem that never existed in a tone that actually makes me question my sanity:

[Narrator]: “The Vac-u-stick 3000. How often has this happened to you?”

Cut to…

[Scene of woman trying to get one of those clunky, old fashioned 300 lb. canister vacuums out of closet, only to get tangled up in the cord and hoses, fall into a tank full of pirhana, break the glass, and stab her eyes out]

Cut to…

[Mysteriously resurrected woman reading from cue cards]: “WHY… … … DOES. VACUUMING… … … HAVE. TO. BE… … SO COMPLICATED. AND. DANGEROUS? … … … … … OW.”

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Holiday cynicism

Tis the season.

No, not Christmas, but politics, terror, and the war on everything. What fabulous surprises does Kris Kringlebush have in store for America’s collective hearth stockings in his last holiday season?

  • Proof from Ann Coulter that Democrats really are stupid yet diabolically evil traitors (Hillary has been having islamist lesbian botox abortion sex parties within spitting distance of a Gymboree!!^&#$)?
  • A fancy update to that tired security advisory system (Threat level: Rudolph Red)?
  • The “discovery” of a terrorist plot to harm the blond and blue eyed goodness of the heartland (Al Qaida queenpin codename “Mrs. Klaws” caught anthraxing our chirrun’s snickerdoodles)?
  • America’s most wanted criminal captured (George and Bandar, doing a bit of last minute Christmas shopping, smoked bin Laden out of his hole and got those nice folks at Macy’s to wrap him up in a shiny bow)?
  • News that the “surge” is working (Last month had more suicide bombings in about 4 years, so let’s surge some more, this time with feeling!!1one!1)?

Oh, I shiver in anticipation.
(Above: Nifty Evil Santa image from PeterForret’s flickr stream)

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Hello recruiters - get your terminology straight

Ring Ring

Me (@ work): Hello?
Recruiter: Hi there, I’m a recruiter, good time to talk?
Me: Not really. (I’m not looking, but always willing to hear about a juicy position, so I usually get this far with folks, and am obviously discreet at work)
Recruiter: OK, because I wanted to talk to you about a software engineering position, should I call back later?
Me: Um. No. I’m not really looking, and in any case that’s a totally inappropriate position for me.
Recruiter: Really? Aren’t you an interaction designer?
Me: Yes.
Recruiter: Right, well, software engineering, interaction design, whatever. Should I call you later?
Me: Um. No. Not “whatever.” They are totally separate things.
Recruiter: -huffy- Alright, fine then. Click.

I’m not getting quite the volume of enquiries as in 1997-1999, but it’s definitely reached a relative fever pitch again. This has also brought with it a pile of newbie recruiters who don’t even vaguely understand the vastly different roles of webfolk (or apparently care to learn the difference).

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Gonazles resigns w00t

I’m not repeating this for anyone but myself
gonzo

Update: With the text of his resignation speech, and a few key words substituted:

Thirteen years ago I entered slithered into public service to make a positive devastating difference in the lives of others. And during this time I have traveled a remarkable journey, from my home state of Texas the 1st circle of hell to Washington, D.C. the 9th, supported by the unwavering love bloodlust and encouragement of my wife Rebecca and our sons Jared, Graham and Gabriel masters of the Empire.

Yesterday I met with President Bush Osama bin Laden and informed him of my decision to conclude my government service reign of terror as midwife of the destruction of the United States effective as of September 17th, 2007.

Let me say that it’s been one of my greatest privileges to lead pillage the Department of Justice Constitution. I have great admiration scorn and respect repulsion for the men and women who work here. I have made a point as attorney general to personally meet ruin as many of them as possible, and today I want to again thank them for their service donation to our nation my SoulKeeper.

It is through their continued work that our country and our communities remain safe in fear, that the rights and civil liberties of our citizens are protected systematically removed, and the hopes and dreams of all of our children are secured gleefully destroyed.

I often remind our fellow citizens that we live in the greatest country in the world and that I have lived the American dream. Even my worst days as attorney general have been better than my father’s best days. [ed. I have nothing to add to this one]

Public service is honorable and noble [MHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA]. And I am profoundly grateful to President Bush for his friendship embarrassing, unswerving, stubborn, sycophantic human shield of my activities and for the many opportunities he has given me to serve rape the American people.

Thank you, and God bless fuck America.

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Conservapedia

Conservapedia, the smart ultra conservative’s answer to left leaning, faggot loving, hillary lesbian funded wikipedia has the following facts to report on homosexuality:

Homosexuality is an immoral sexual lifestyle between members of the same sex. It is more than simply a sexual act, it is going beyond the boundaries that God has setup for marriage; one man and one woman.

Sexual relations between the same sex is condemned in both Old and New Testaments. It is forbidden directly four times in the Bible.

* Leviticus 18:22 - You shall not lie with a male as one lies with a female; it is an abomination.
* Leviticus 20:13 - If there is a man who lies with a male as those who lie with a woman, both of them have committed a detestable act; they shall surely be put to death. Their bloodguiltiness is upon them.
* 1 Corinthians 6:9 - Or do you not know that the unrighteous will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived; neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor homosexuals,
* Romans 1:26-27 - For this reason God gave them over to degrading passions; for their women exchanged the natural function for that which is unnatural, and in the same way also the men abandoned the natural function of the woman and burned in their desire toward one another, men with men committing indecent acts and receiving in their own persons the due penalty of their error.

Contents
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* 1 Cultural effects of an immoral lifestyle
o 1.1 Promiscuity and disease
+ 1.1.1 Intestinal Parasites
+ 1.1.2 Syphilis and Gonorrhea
o 1.2 Homosexuality and Mental Health
* 2 Modern justifications
o 2.1 Terminology
o 2.2 Claims of immutability
* 3 Judicial activism
* 4 Homosexuality and Marriage
* 5 Homosexuality and Animals
* 6 Homosexuality and Creationism and the Theory of Evolution
* 7 Reparative Therapy
* 8 See also
* 9 References
* 10 External links (Read More)

Another must see: The origin of dinosaurs

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“Support the troops” as a justification is getting old

Update: Found a great image on boners.com

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RibbonI’ve absolutely had it with people bandying variants of the phrase “Support the troops” around. It’s like saying “We support children” or “Air is necessary to breathe.”

Of course we support the troops. Who the hell doesn’t? No one in their right mind would say and mean “I don’t support the troops” because that would be irrational. The military depends completely on masses of soldiers conforming. The troops wouldn’t be where they are if they couldn’t follow orders. Obviously it’s the people giving the orders that some folks don’t support.

I blame Karen Hughes. This is exactly the sort of idiotically oversimplified catch phrase that asshole is famous for. People too stupid to think for themselves can say it and feel good. People who are smart enough to recognize it as utter smoke and mirrors horseshit are reviled by the first category. It’s a win win for the war machine.

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Bush Warns Dems to Take Offer in Firings

Bush said his White House counsel, Fred Fielding, told lawmakers they could interview presidential counselor Karl Rove, former White House Counsel Harriet Miers and their deputies — but only on the president’s terms: in private, “without the need for an oath” and without a transcript.

The president cast the offer as virtually unprecedented and a reasonable way for Congress to get all the information it needs about the matter.

“If the Democrats truly do want to move forward and find the right information, they ought to accept what I proposed,” Bush said. “If scoring political points is the desire, then the rejection of this reasonable proposal will really be evident for the American people to see.” (Read More)

You can talk to them, but only if they are allowed to lie… and frosting the whole shit sammy with “And if you challenge me you are suckling the terrorists”

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White House Aide Admits Censoring Climate Change Report For Political Reasons

This. is. so. f*cking. gross.

Philip Cooney, former chief of staff at the White House Council on Environmental Quality, acknowledged at a House hearing that some of the changes he made were “to align these communications with the administration’s stated policy” on climate change.

The extent of Cooney’s editing of government climate reports first surfaced in 2005. Shortly thereafter, Cooney, a former oil industry lobbyist, left the White House to work at Exxon Mobil Corp. (via HuffPo)

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Madam Speaker: Impeachment Proceedings Against Cheney Are No Longer a Choice

Dear Madam Speaker:

You have taken the reins of the House with skill and vigor. In just 10 weeks you have passed important legislation and struggled to cobble together a meaningful opposition to the Iraq War. Now, however, you have an obligation—to convene an investigation into impeaching Dick Cheney—that cannot be avoided without violating your own oath to preserve, protect and defend the Constitution.

I have been writing here for nearly 2 months that the uncontroverted evidence at the Libby Trial demonstrated that Dick Cheney provided aid-and-comfort to enemies of the United States. (see here)

Today, Valerie Plame testified before the House Government Operations Committee. In addition to confirming her covert status (reconfirmed by the DCI in a written statement) at the time she was outed, she directly stated that her network, and her project that dealt with counterproliferation, was compromised.

Dick Cheney informed Libby of Plame’s CIA employment, and started the process to discredit the Wilsons’ revelation that Saddam Hussein had not tried to purchase uranium in Niger by falsely stating that Plame sent her husband on some boondoggle. (Imagine the Wilsons’ pillow talk: Valerie: “Darling, I think you need a vacation from your retirement. Why don’t you go away for a week?” Joe: “Well, may be you’re right, I have been relaxing poorly.” Valerie: “Why don’t you go to the Riviera?” Joe: “Nah, that wouldn’t be any fun. I think I’ll go to Niger. My birthday’s coming up, and I’m told they make a killer yellowcake”.).

The Republic Party called Victoria Toensig, a former Intelligence Committee staffer, to rebut both Plame and the DCI, claiming she was not covert within the meaning of a particular statute. Ridiculous as that is, it really does not matter for Cheney’s culpability. Plame testified that her outing, not the statute or legal definitions, compromised her operation and her network. The most benign term to describe her outing, which she used, was “recklessly”. Since we know that Cheney was quite deliberate in mounting a campaign against the Wilsons, and was told of Plame’s CIA status, we also know that the outing was more than reckless.

To make the argument as favorable as possible to Cheney, however, let us assume that his actions were “reckless” and no more. If a Vice-President of the United States is reckless with respect to US national security, and provides aid-and-comfort to enemies of the United States, has he not violated his oath of office? Should anyone continue in the Office as Vice-President of the United States, a sacred trust, if he has treated national security recklessly?

Madam Speaker, investigating Dick Cheney to determine if articles of impeachment should be brought is no longer a choice, it is your duty. Otherwise, reckless (or, more likely, deliberate) behavior compromising the national security of the United States will go unpunished. And, if Patrick Fitzgerald says it would be inappropriate for him to testify about the results of his investigation, remind him that he spent taxpayers’ money, and that impeachment is not a criminal trial, but rather an action for removal for malfeasance of office.

As Sir Edmund Burke wrote, “The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good people to do nothing.” (Paul Abrams via Huffington Post)

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Pray the gay away, or rub your face in it

I watched the most recent South Park tonight with my jaw open from about the 11th minute… but I’ll back up.
Thanks to a practical joke by Cartman, Butters’ (downlow) father discovers that Butters is bi-curious. He isn’t of course and the running joke for the rest of the show is people asking Butters if he is “confused”, and of course he is.

Butters is packed off to “Camp New Grace—Pray the Gay Away.” As he is walking the halls on his tour, the camp director explains that all the kids at Camp New Grace are confused, but can be saved through the love of someone or other. To stay the path of righteousness, they will hook him up with an Accountabil-i-buddy.

The director opens a door to introduce Butters to Ryan… who is hanging dead from the ceiling on a noose.

South Park still manages to shock, and I was not impressed with this one. Under the guise of farce the writers are pre-excused from attributing any meaning, or taking a stand on anything. They aren’t making a point, or making an anti-point… and of course here I am talking about it, so cram a few grains of salt I suppose.

The common figure thrown around is gay youth are 2-3 times more likely to successfully commit suicide. Gay youth may comprise 30% of completed suicides.

I was lucky enough to have select family and friends that supported me when I came out. I’ve heard tell that high school can be a fun place for a lucky few kids who are socially adept enough to navigate. If you’re socially awkward at all, it’s hell. And if you’re hiding a secret—like the fact that you’re gay gay gay—suicide might seem like a perfectly logical escape from a prison that is perfectly designed to torture and embarrass you.

Gay “cures” perpetuate the flawed concept that being gay is somehow wrong, against the grain, and fixable. It ain’t broke, and it don’t need fixing. ‘Nough said on that.

While I was poking about to see if anyone else had commented on this South Park, I did a search for “Pray the gay away” which is used as the tagline for South Park’s fictional gay camp. The first result I got back was snake oil. I won’t go into the article contents. The subject of the article is by far less vitriolic than the standard Exodus International bullcrap, but it is what it is: snake oil. While reading this and being mildly annoyed and sad, I ran across the “pastors’” comment on cures and punishment:

“They used to teach you when the dog makes a mess, you rub its face in it,” says Venice. “But that doesn’t work, and that’s not we do. We don’t preach a message of ‘turn or burn.’”

I dunno… I’d might be willing to give that cure a try. At least five or six times.

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